5saucewoah:

the rich white boy is 100% scarier than the clown like honestly I’m not even making a white boy joke like this character is scaring me more than the damn clown

kaliforhnia:

never make someone a priority when they only make you an option. 

burgerkid:

making eye contact with a hot stranger and knowing you will never see them again

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unsparks:

my pet peeve is when someone ignores you

like if we have a problem then let’s fucking address it

thatsonofamitch:

emkaymlp:

please no halloween posts just yet. there’s still 2 months left

did someone say halloween
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pure-strange-hysteria:

I can help who’s next

bobbyhoying:

giantspacefetus:

My math binders are always red every year I feel like math is just a red subject

Math is a blue subject and I’m prepared to fight you over this

  • me: [watches five hour-long episodes of a tv show in a row]
  • friend: [sends me a link to an eight minute youtube video]
  • me: what the fuck i dont have time for this
  • raiseyoulikeaphoenix:

    havin peoples home addresses is surreal bc i could like randomly send them a photo of a clam?? that’s something i could do? i literally have the means to send them a physical image of a bivalve mollusk but i never ddo

    darkbluetile:

    thebrownskingirl:

    You are so used to your features, you don’t know how beautiful you look to a stranger.

    I can’t believe I’m even more beautiful than I think I am this is incredible where’s my modeling contract

    twenyonepilots:

    do you ever get sad attacks and it drains you and you’re just left sitting there like wow this is so uncalled for rude