to quote hamlet act III scene iii line 92, “no”
"NO MUM GET OUT MY ROOM. NO. I KNOW THAT BOTTLE IS EMPTY. YES I KNOW. NOOO! PUT IT DOWN. PUT. IT. DOWN. I LIKE THAT BOTTLE THERE. I DON’T CARE THAT IT’S EMPTY. LEAVE MY ROOM PLEASE. NO STOP TOUCHING STUFF. OH MY GOD JUST LEEEAVVVVEEEEE."
"suck my dick"
"nah sorry i have a shrimp allergy"
just one more episode episone eapison seapson season
do u ever wonder what a famous person is doing at this very moment in time
2009 me would think that 2014 me was hot and thats all that matters
People will stop showing you pictures of their kids if you whisper “oh fuck yea” under your breath when you look at their photos.
there’s nothing more satisfying than being an asshole in mario kart
i wonder if there is anyone nervous to talk to me.