mightyflower:

to quote hamlet act III scene iii line 92, “no”

cumber-bitches:

"NO MUM GET OUT MY ROOM. NO. I KNOW THAT BOTTLE IS EMPTY. YES I KNOW. NOOO! PUT IT DOWN. PUT. IT. DOWN. I LIKE THAT BOTTLE THERE. I DON’T CARE THAT IT’S EMPTY. LEAVE MY ROOM PLEASE. NO STOP TOUCHING STUFF. OH MY GOD JUST LEEEAVVVVEEEEE."

  • Me trying to express how I feel: Idk I just feel like...idk...idk man. Nvm I'm good.
  • tallbread:

    "suck my dick" 

    "nah sorry i have a shrimp allergy"

    laughawayeternity:

    just one more                                                                                                                          episode                                                                                                                               episone                                                                                                                               eapison                                                                                                                               seapson                                                                                                                                    season

    happiest:

    do u ever wonder what a famous person is doing at this very moment in time

    "That’s the problem with putting others first; you’ve taught them you come second."
    read that, again (via missinyouiskillingme)

    thetowerofpimps:

    2009 me would think that 2014 me was hot and thats all that matters

    thesickestjokes:

    People will stop showing you pictures of their kids if you whisper “oh fuck yea” under your breath when you look at their photos.

    kakarikokid:

    there’s nothing more satisfying than being an asshole in mario kart

    escapeawkward:

    i wonder if there is anyone nervous to talk to me.